this is a sanctuary for the things that i like, the things that i find funny, and things that strike true for me. that sounded pretty deep and intellectual, i know, but you'll usually find the dead opposite here.
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
It probably just fucked your garden up.
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
and the legend
of the sax
is way hardcore
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
